- by SweetGeekGoddess
(c) August 2013
So have you seen the new Google App, ‘Bang With Friends‘?? If not, here is the description:
Anonymously find friends who are down for the night!
Your friends will never know you’re interested unless they are too!
(Completely private & discreet until both friends are down to bang!)
1. Sign in with Facebook: So you can see your friends (don’t worry – it’s discreet)!
2. Pick the friends you want to Bang: We will only show your friends that you’re interested if they are too!
3. Message Each Other: Once we know you’re both down, we’ll send you both an email – when and where is up to you!
4. B-a-n-g: Yup, that’s right. Slow, fast, rough, or soft you decide how it goes. Stay safe!
I can see EPIC FUCKING FAIL all over this idea. The mind boggles at the cluster fuck (pun intended) that is going to spin out of this one. I might be a tad old fashioned here, but even the most shallow relationships are best handled with three key elements: Honest , Open, and Willing. This particular idea tanks on 2 out of 3.
Don’t even get me started with Google adding another layer of intrusion into our lives.